Is it time yet?

I'm just wondering when it will be time for girls to stop looking for their Brad Pitt hunks. I've been told (since I'm not a Brad Pitt hunk) that as women get older they stop looking for the pretty boys that are so into themselves that they don't actually treat girls the right way. Women are supposed to start realizing how great the normal looking guys are. We are getting into our mid 20's now. Someday demand for a guy like me will be high but now is obviously not the time. So go ahead ladies and keep hooking up with the jerks. All in due time, you will see, oh yes, you will see.


Ogres are like onions.
They stink?
Yes. No.
Oh, they make you cry.
No.
Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [sighs]
Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.

You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"?