Smerk

So what is it that Mels calls it? Smerk? Well I have something to do with smerk. Apparently I have an admirer. When I run into her she is always asking/suggesting that we get together for lunch or go out for drinks sometime. But she always includes another smerker in this I guess so that she doesn't seem to forward. I'm always like, yeah, we'll have to do that sometime and then let it slide. This is like a weekly basis. I'm not into this person, not my type. This is always how it happens. I don't get it. I think there is something wrong with me, to only attract a certain sort.